If I were a month, I'd be December
If I were a day, I'd be Sunday - Sundays aint easy like they say
If I were a time of the day, I'd be 7 PM
If I were a planet, I'd be Mars
If I were a sea animal, I'd be a hermit crab
If I were a direction, I'd be nowhere
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be a Queen sized bed with 7 people on it
If I were a liquid, I'd be Chocolate Soy Milk
If I were a gemstone, I'd be a Jade
If I were a tree, I'd be a peach tree - James and the GIANT peach tree
If I were a tool, I'd be a hammer
If I were a flower, I'd be a White Orchid
If I were a kind of weather, I too would be summer rain
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be a violen or a mouth
If I were a color, I'd be a royal blue or a fuzzy peach -- perhaps even black
If I were an emotion I'd be jealous
If I were a fruit, I'd be a grapefruit
If I were a sound, I'd be the note that you never heard from Otis Redding while he was singin' in the shower..
I'd be an infants cry
If I were an element I'd be poetry
If I were a car, I'd be a yellow punch buggy
If I were a food, I'd be flavorless tofu
If I were a place, I'd be here
If I were a material, I'd be cheap silk
If I were a taste, I'd be sweet at first with a bitter aftertaste
If I were a scent, I'd be Morrocan oils mixed with sex
If I were an object, I'd be a boat
If I were a body part, I'd be a breast
If I were a facial expression, I'd be concerned
If I were a song, I'd be any of Priscilla Ahn's songs
If I were a pair of shoes, I'd be anything without a heel..Dr Martin..yeah, Dr Martins..