Eat American cheese occasionally..Grilled cheese sandwhiches - Place it on your hamburgers, in your oodles & noodles.
Pretend that you don't remember how your father looks. How he smells. How he sounds. The sound of his footsteps. The smell of his breath, that lingered behind your ear as he whispered in it.
Tell your mother that you love her EACH night before you go to bed.
...Before you go to bed, eat a snack. Preferably cookies and milk. That's American enough.
Learn how to swallow $$ - wads of it.
Learn how to love your country more than you love yourself.
Know the names & history of ALL 44 Presidents and especially the ones that have been impeached
Don't forgive.
Don't swallow your pride.
Swallow semen, & make sure the WHOLE world knows that you swallow it.
Adopt a kid.
Eat icecream on Sundays following church - hot Sundays...When it's humid enough to write your name in the sky using your breath.
Write your feelings in a journal.
Share your feelings with someone.
Own a psychiatrist and a dog.
xoxo, Yesterdays Dinner